What is the the most efficient way to design and administer an infertility plague?

My name is Adolf Palpatine, a kind and benevolent Buddhist monk on the path to enlightenment. I have figured out a way to game the system. By making a deal with a demon, I have gained the ability to transfer my soul to my offspring at the point of death. The transfer is automatic, and switches bodies between me and my son/daughter. They will be transferred to Naraka in my place and spend eternity in excruciating torment, without rest or respite,begging for mercy that will never come. Meanwhile, I will continue to give the middle finger to the karma system and continue on with my misdeeds.

My plan is to create as many offspring as possible. However, one on one situations are too slow and unreliable. I have decided to use sperm banks to spread my genetic material as far as possible to maximize effect. The problem is that sperm banks aren't widely used or prioritized by governments or individuals, and are seen as a last option case.

I have decided to engineer an infertility plague. This would affect enough people for sperm banks to be the first choice for millions of people. There are two problems: engineering this plague in a way that it affects the majority of the population in my country, and administering it to unsuspecting people far and wide enough that it would reach all corners. What would be the most efficient way to accomplish these goals?

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