Anatomically Correct Diggy Diggy Dwarfs

The song Diggy Diggy Hole makes some questionable assertions about dwarven anatomy. Specifically:

Now we could interpret that all metaphorically... but where's the fun in that?

"Skin made of iron" might have something to do with iron sulfide scales or similar. And I am willing to posit that the "teat of stone" may be merely superficially similar to stone, rather than literally made of rock. But the closer an answer gets to a straightforward literal interpretation of the song, the better.

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