How can our boss play his theme song in (almost) any environment?

So. our boss is kinda... nuts. His current pet project is to create a device that can play his theme song whenever his location is revealed to someone within a 50 meter radius. Naturally, he outsourced it to us.

• The device has to play the song in high-quality and loud-enough to drown out gunshots and explosions within 50 meters.
• The device should be resilient to all kinds of damage.
• The music has to follow the boss around.
• The boss also requested that the music shouldn't appear to originate from the boss himself.
• It has to play on land and in water. It doesn't have to play in vacuum.

And now, we outsource it to you.

How could a device fulfill the criteria in the list?

posted about 5 years ago

Mephistopheles‭

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