How can I observe the end of the universe in a human lifetime?

I'm from an impatient, short lived, and cheap species known as human and while I've developed the means to travel the galaxy, I'm pissed at it. It knows what it did. So I've had enough. I'm looking for a good place to sit down, fix a drink, and watch as the universe shows me how it ends.

I won't live for eons naturally, so I need to find a way to speed things up, and let eons pass in moments while kicking my feet up. Not too fast because I want to make rude gestures as all life winks out.

I don't care about going back and reporting any of these discoveries to my friends. This is just for me. After I see the show I don't care what happens.

Somewhere near Earth would be nice. Would make the trip short. Don't want to waste too much time thinking about this.

Where should I go?

posted over 6 years ago

candied_orange‭

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