What is the quickest way to perfect global warming?

The second terrestrial planet orbiting the Sun is shrouded in greenhouse gases, the entire surface of Venus is always scorching hot due to the high concentration of atmospheric carbon dioxide which traps heat from escaping. Okay the science lesson ends here.

I got a visit from the goddess of love and maybe sex, she requested we make our own atmosphere to resemble Venus's in the shortest possible time. I already told her how faithful we all are and showed her our progress but she ain't impressed.

How can I, as the president of US, together with my god-brothers, president of PRC as well as PM of England (assuming like minds attract) be able to meet the goddess' expectations without delay? The solution with a result closely matching the conditions of Venus's atmosphere wins.

Also don't upset her she would simply banish all the dead from the underworld to the world of the living! Trust me she's got connections and ties and you may not touch the Illuminati.

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